LinkedIn alert: recruiter viewed your dignity.
HR popup: onboarding form auto-submitted.
Pumpfun corporate convention floor with HR-branded meme job booths.

Who Is Your Employer?

JOB

The global leader in internet employment.

"Who is your current employer?"

"pumpfun."

Someone had to solve unemployment. Turns out the solution was paying people in meme coins to permanently damage their digital footprint.

Pumpfun hiring expo with giant neon job titles.

Open Positions

Open Positions

LinkedIn from hell, now urgently hiring.

Entry Level Marketing Easy Apply

Tattoo ticker on forehead

Compensation: 12 SOL

Applicants: 18,221

Community Engagement Intern Urgent

Scream CA in public

Compensation: variable

Applicants: 9,411

Brand Ambassador Priority

Quit your job on livestream

Compensation: "exposure"

Applicants: 42,069

Senior Operations Executive Track

Skydive holding ticker banner

Compensation: 40 SOL

Applicants: 3,204

Pumpfun meeting room with employee performance dashboards.

Employee Resumes

Top Talent

Corporate profile windows for professionally online labor.

Pumpfun Contractor

Employee #4421

Top Performer

2026 - Present

  • tattooed ticker on forehead
  • generated 3.4M impressions
  • livestreamed emotional breakdown
  • increased token engagement 240%
community engagement public humiliation Solana wallet management viral marketing
Pumpfun creator floor with employees performing online labor.

Performance Review

Performance Review

KPI dashboards for the permanently employed.

Employee #4421 Promotion Available
  • Dignity Remaining3%
  • Engagement RateExcellent
  • Employability Outside CryptoDestroyed
  • Community SentimentBullish
Virality
Compliance
Employee #8912 Bonus Unlocked
  • Livestream Hours47
  • Mental StabilityDeclining
  • Viral EfficiencyOutstanding
  • HR DiscretionRevoked
Obedience
Casino Loyalty
Pumpfun office celebration around a mascot holding an award.

The Future Of Work

The Future Is Flexible

Previous generations had jobs. Modern workers have quests.

Previous generations worked:

  • factories
  • offices
  • construction

Modern workers:

  • tattoo meme coins
  • complete internet quests
  • livestream stunts
  • monetize humiliation
"Thank you for your contribution."
Pumpfun office with the employee of the month ceremony.

Employee Of The Month

Employee Of The Month

Massive final celebration section for elite human capital.

5 Star Contractor Verified Legend

THE INTERNET FINALLY CREATED JOBS.

Giant achievement badges, fake corporate awards, viral stats, and HR praise messages delivered with immaculate startup confidence.

Viral Posts581
Performance BonusUnlocked
Quarterly HR RatingTranscendent